RELEASE DAY & REVIEW: Fire Down Below by Debra Anastasia

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Dove Glitch is embarrassed about everything above her knees and below her belly button. When she has to fill a delicate, embarrassing prescription the last thing she needs is a sexy-as-hell (and brand spanking new) pharmacist behind the counter.

Johnson Fitzwell’s first day of his dream career also happens to coincide with the exact moment Dove needs her feminine meds filled. His glorious voice is way too loud–as in, he should be counting down the hits with Ryan Seacrest kind of loud. Thanks to Johnson’s handsome face and gorgeous jaw line, Dove dives headlong into her waking nightmare and asks for a vagina-scented cream.

How could she not fall for him? Dove's only active goal now is to get Johnson to kiss her right on the lips. Either set. However, his horrible girlfriend is one of many obstacles preventing her from making that fantasy a reality. When Dove defends Johnson in the most unhygienic, unconventionally gross way in the middle of a crowded restaurant, their tender, slightly tantric relationship is off to a galloping, farting start.

Each print copy of this book will be dipped in holy water by my mom, and glared at by my father as he purses his lips. Neither will help. So, drop your pants and turn to the left and cough. I hope you're not allergic to latex, because it’s time to fill your prescription. Anally.

Oh God. We’re talking about me being naked, in the shower with cooter cream. Please world, end. Kill me.

“I know it’s not soap. I just… if it’s scented… I can’t do scented. Flowers and stuff like that. Fruit-flavored soaps make… things… burnish.” She could tell from the peeks at his face Mr. Fitzwell had never stepped foot in bath and lotion store, wanting to try the array of fun fragrances. Nor had he purchased Peppermint Candy shower gel, foamed up his nether regions, and felt like he had dipped them in lava. Dove crossed and uncrossed her legs at the memory.

Mr. Fitzwell seemed concerned. “Okay, just a heads-up. It’s definitely not good to put any fruits or plant life near your genitals.” He made a V with his hands and formed his own pretend vagina in front of his pants.

Dove covered her eyes and tried to defend herself because now she could hear the sickly older woman beating her supporters with a purse.

Dove’s mumbling got louder with her embarrassment. “I don’t put weird things down… there. Just make sure that the cream’s vagina-scented. Just plain. For vaginas.” She kept her eyes on the counter. 

And I am ruined!  Ruined for the good!

WTF did I just read???

I read the most funniest, raw & WTF story ever from Debra Anastasia & I fucking loved every bit of it!

You want to LOL till you literally piss or shit your pants?  

Then read this book!

Dove, Duke, Johnson & the whole gang will have you laughing  an asshole while looking like a fucking crazy person & that is perfectly okay.  

I'm already wanting more!  

Yes you must have a sick twisted mind to read this to get it and if you think you don't have it in you, YOU ARE WRONG!  

We all do :)

Don't hold back because Debra Anastasia sure didn't and I would not expect anything less from her!

This is why I love her books!

Winter 2015 needs to get here!

Moments that will forever be stuck in my mind after reading this book:

- When I hear someone fart or I fart myself, I will now always giggle and think of Duke!

- Any body fluids or bathroom functions will have me rolling on the floor laughing because now I will picture different scenarios that happened in this book. tehee 

- When I see or hear about prescribed ointments, I will giggle and think what would Johnson say?

-Whenever Olive Garden is mentioned, I will LOL to myself & think "Do I really want to eat there ever?" Answer "Never"

-I've always hated Dirty Water dogs (aka: Hot Dogs) from those carts here living in NYC, but now I will never be able to face one without making a gross face & thinking the worst! 

- Craigslist sells some crazy shit!  Like seriously never knew until I actually looked up similar  stuff mentioned in this book and found it on there! WTF???

- I love cats (I own one) but now I am always questioning their motives...are they really that fucking smart? Fuckers!

- Open Door Policies are made for a reason.....

- Never filter yourself.....it is what makes you YOU!

Must Read!!! Don't miss out!

**ARC kindly provided by the author in exchange for an honest review**

 5 Cherries Exploded like Duke's Farts 

   

There are a lot of eyes in Debra Anastasia’s house in Maryland. First, her own creepy peepers are there, staring at her computer screen. She’s made two more sets of eyes with her body, and the kids they belong to are amazing. The poor husband is still looking at her after 17 years of marriage. At least he likes to laugh. Then the freaking dogs are looking at her—six eyeballs altogether, though the old dog is blind. And the cat watches her too, mostly while knocking stuff off the counter and doing that internal kitty laugh when Deb can’t catch the items fast enough.
           Debra has a smattering of books in a few genres. There are two in the Seraphim Series and three in the Poughkeepsie Brotherhood Series with a prequel, Poughkeepsie Begins in the near future. Fire Down Below is the first in the comedic Gynzaule Series. The second, Fire in the Hole, will be published in late 2015. The Revenger, a dark paranormal romance will debut this summer. And last, a novella called Late Night with Andres is special because 100% of the proceeds go to breast cancer research. (So go get it right now, please!) You can find her at DebraAnastasia.com and on Twitter @Debra_Anastasia. But be prepared...

 

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REVIEW: Thoughtful by S.C. Stephens

Every story has two sides, and in this new book, the epic love story between Kiera and Kellan is shown through his eyes. 

All Kellan Kyle needs is his guitar, and some clean sheets of paper. Growing up in a house that was far from a home, he learned a hard lesson:You're worthless. Now his life is comfortably filled with passionate music, loyal band mates, and fast women...until he meets her. 

Kiera makes him ache for more. Makes him feel for the first time that he's worth more. But there's one problem - she's his best friend's girl. Just when Kellan thought his emotional defenses were rock solid, Kiera's indecisive heart wreaks havoc on his soul, changing him forever. Losing Kiera is not an option.

My review is going to be short and sweet.

1st if you have not read the Thoughtless series,

Go read that series 1st before you go to this book.  You can read this book alone but to truly appreciate this series, read the original series.  It is a fantastic read!  I devoured all 3 books in the series in 2 days!  

2nd:  This book is from Kellan Kyle's POV.  

Yes I have been wanting this book which seems like forever BUT, 

I felt this gave Kellan Kyle a different look.  

It wasn't the same Kellan I fell in love with when I first read this series.

Kellan felt more himself in Kiera POV then in his own.  

Now don't get me wrong I loved reading this book and going back to all the fun and hot moments that Kellan & Kiera had.  Shoot the book made me even hate Kiera all over again with her torturing Kellan's poor heart.  

This book did give us more Kellan Kyle backstory which now gives us more of an understanding of why he is the way he is.  There where times I wanted to yell at Kellan to just speak up with Kiera & his feelings!  Drove me nuts but then that is Kellan.  He loves to do that to us.

Thoughtful brought back my 1st real hardcore book boyfriend crush Kellan Kyle back into my life.  I mean he never left but it was a good feeling to read him again.

I am looking forward to reading Griffin's book coming out this Winter 2015 which I know will be a fun and interesting ride.

**ARC kindly provided by the author in exchange for an honest review**

 3.5 Cherries Popped

   

S.C. Stephens is a New York Times and USA Today bestselling author who enjoys spending every free moment she has creating stories that are packed with emotion and heavy on romance. 

Her debut novel, Thoughtless, an angst-filled love triangle charged with insurmountable passion and the unforgettable Kellan Kyle, took the literary world by storm. Amazed and surprised by the response to the release of Thoughtless in 2009, more stories were quick to follow. Stephens has been writing nonstop ever since.

In addition to writing, Stephens enjoys spending lazy afternoons in the sun reading fabulous novels, loading up her iPod with writer's block reducing music, heading out to the movies, and spending quality time with her friends and family. She currently resides in the beautiful Pacific Northwest with her two equally beautiful children.

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PROMO TOUR: Consensual Series Tour by Livia Jamerlan

Book One - Consensual

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SYNOPSIS

Braelynn Wolf is focused on two things: work and law school. 

That is how she survives. 

That is how she’ll make a difference.

Until she meets HIM.

Peyton Haas is sexy, dangerous, and forbidden. The defense attorney on Braelynn’s first legal case is the only man who can cloud her judgment. Unable to stay away, she finds herself lying to everyone around her so she can spend time with the man who makes her feel things she never felt before—things she never dreamed possible.

With the legal case hanging on a thread, can Braelynn ignore the relationship she has built with Peyton? 

Or will she succumb to the man who has the power to throw away her future?

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Book Two - Coherent

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SYNOPSIS

A tragic past. A forgotten week. A broken heart.

When Braelynn wakes up in a hospital bed with a week of her life missing, she turns to the darkness that she didn’t know she craved.

Lost and confused she’s left empty.

Addiction. Fear. A broken soul.

Peyton Haas is self–assertive, determined to get what he wants, and for the first time in his life—in love.But is he willing to face the demons that haunt Braelynn?

Their love was like no other—steamy, heart–stopping… Beautiful.

It was the first time the either of them had let someone in. But one week was all it took to change their lives forever

Will their love be enough to keep them together?

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Book Three - Contingent

COMING SOON - RELEASE MARCH 2015

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SYNOPSIS

Braelynn and Peyton are finally headed down a path without torment—until he allows someone else to come between them.

With the remnants of her broken heart scattered, Braelynn begins to piece herself back together, piece by ragged piece.

Peyton has dark secrets of his own. Secrets that leave him no choice but to walk away from the only woman he’s ever loved.

But his desire for Braelynn has him fighting between what he wants, and what he needs to do to keep her safe.

Love can only withstand so much. The connection between Braelynn and Peyton has been tested before—could this be their breaking point?

EXCERPT

She lay naked on the white linen sheet, her golden blonde hair fanned out across her pillow. She had been my all, the one to come into my life, cause havoc, and claim my heart. She had been my everything. My greatest desire. The fuel that pumped through my veins.

The sun beamed down on her skin, glistening on her flawless fair body. Almost flawless anyway.

The marks from our recent times in the playroom were still visible, her wrists that were tucked under her chin revealing a crimson burn from her pulling on the restraints. Her plump breast scarred from the lashes of the flogger, and her upper thighs holding the same marks as her breast.

I was terrified at the pain I had caused her, but horrified that I wanted to cause more.

Braelynn had repeated over and over that she loved the marks and the pleasures they gave her. Since she had rejected my proposal, I began to feel that she was slipping away. The grasp I had over her was fading and my need for her had been replaced with rage and want. I needed to punish her for saying no, whip her flesh when I felt her slipping out of my hands. Though I was sickened once we were done, massaging the welts kissing them with my love, I reveled in her moans and her screams of pleasure made me hungry for more.

She had turned me into the monster I now was. Possessive, demanding, and hungrier for her than I had ever been. Her arousal when I slid deep inside her had me on the brink of losing myself. The way she came around me, choking my cock … it was indescribable. But when she bowed her head, her blonde hair covering her face as she submitted to me, that had my inner Dom crawling out of my body, wanting to take full reign over hers.

And I did.

For the past six weeks she’d spent every night with me, letting me have full possession of her weak body. But the nagging voice in my head kept saying that our time was limited.

“You’re doing it again,” she whispered, her voice filled with exhaustion. Her eyes peered open when she spoke.

I leaned forward, kissing the tip of her nose. “I don’t know what you’re talking about,” I lied.

“Yes, you do. You’re thinking so loud I can hear it in my sleep.”

“Lynn—”

“Stop it!” Her eyes flashed open, and a sea of green and brown specks pierced me. “You aren’t hurting me.”

I shook my head, completely disagreeing with her. “Look at the bruises on your skin.” I traced my hand over her soft breast.

“I have a safe word and I have yet to use it.” She pulled the cover over her blemished flesh and turned on her side.

She hadn’t used it yet…

But would she?

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    About Livia Jamerlan

Livia Jamerlan is the author of Divided. She is also a hopeless romantic who is always looking for her next love story to pop in her head. Though Livia kept a journal throughout her early life, she never thought about pursuing a career in writing. She always used it as form of therapy, pouring her heart out into words. It wasn’t until a story developed in her head that she decided maybe she could write a book. At first it was just an escape from reality, but now she uses it as a power to put all her feelings, hopes, and fears on paper. Deciding it was time to tell her story, she began to write. With each passing day the story grew, characters were formed, and what seemed like a hobby at first has now become a passion for Livia.

She is a New Jersey Native who loves spending time with her husband and two dogs Buddy and Daisy. When she is not writing or hiding behind her Kindle, you can find her with outside, gardening, at a local shopping center enjoying some retail therapy, or enjoy a pepperoni pizza

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RELEASE DAY: Void by Cassy Roop

Title: VOID Author: Cassy Roop Genre: Erotic Thriller Cover Design: Cassy Roop with Pink Ink Designs Photography by: Mandy Hollis Model: Rainey Wilson Release Date: February 23rd 2015

I AM AN ESCORT.

I screw men and get screwed for money, living my life everyday as Jericho Lane. My clientele list is immaculate. I am sought out, demanded and damn good at my job. I don’t care that these men have families at home, or that they are important people. I do it for the money. to survive.

There is nothing that could make me feel a bit of remorse or concern about what I do because I was born with the inability to experience or feel emotions...

I don’t feel PAIN I don’t feel SORROW. I don’t feel extreme HAPPINESS or LOVE

I am VOID.

A blank canvas of emotions. An empty hole in an endless sea of circumstances, moods and relationships.

Until one client changes EVERYTHING.

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"VOID is filled with intrigue, suspense, and smoldering desire. This story will keep you turning the page until the very end." -Aleatha Romig, New York Times bestselling author

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"Cassy Roop has created a twisted, hot & unique world in VOID.” -Harper Sloan, New York Times bestselling author

"Never have I been so invested in a story line like I was with VOID." - S.K. Hartley, International Bestselling Author

Cassy is a fitness goddess by day and romance author by night. When she isn't writing furiously on her next novel, she's making books look beautiful inside and out as a graphic designer. She has an unhealthy obsession with peanut butter, pedicures, and all things Les Mills group fitness. She has on occasion been seen purchasing clothes that aren't athletic apparel (although rare).

She released her debut, The Price of Love, in March of 2014. The Celtic Knot Novels are her first erotic romance series and Books 1 and 2, Ashley's Bend and Figure Eight both reached #1 in Erotic Thrillers on Amazon. Book 3, Triquetra, released September 22, 2014 and book 4 the companion novel, Axel Hitch in December 2014

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